Friday, April 15, 2016

Requiem for an Invisible Cola by Gary Hainsworth

Future deniers will not believe that humanity would have both the requisite ignorance or hubris to create the terrible menace of invisible cola; or, likewise, be so short-sighted as to discontinue it during its potential prime rendering invisible cola the thirst quenching equivalent to a 'candle in the wind'. How will we explain invisible cola to the future so that the youth will not reply 'You talk crazy old man! Invisible cola. What next? You're going to tell me that The Flintstones was a documentary? Be gone.' How will we accomplish this Sisyphean task?
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