Do Not Weaponize Idris Elba's Voice by Gary Hainsworth

Let us, the world and everyone in it, pray that evildoers in the world never figure out how to weaponize Idris Elba's voice. Although I'm sure that their lack of progress so far is not from a lack of trying. However, if someone finally succeeds where everyone before had failed we could all become prey to forces beyond our control: the predator. Not to mention that this weaponization of String Bell could trigger an arms race encouraging people to weaponize the voices of Morgan Freeman, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dominic West, Kevin Conroy, Benedict Cumberbatch, Will Patton, Scott Brick, Keith Szarabajka, and many others. We need to guarantee that Idris Elba's voice will only be used for good and never evil. For the record, we were warned.