Here's the plot to the upcoming Black Panther movie.
Black Panther, King of Wakanda, goes to Queens (get it, Queens, because he's a king -- pun). He goes there in order to find a wife whom he can respect for her intelligence and will.
While there Black Panther, with his sidekick, Semmi, both work for a McDonald's rip-off -- for now let's call it McDowells (but that is always subject to change). What is not subject to change is that he falls in love with his new boss' daughter Lisa.
In addition, they tell people that they attended the University of the United States, and Black Panther himself has to compete for the affections of the woman he has chosen with the heir to a hair care products fortune -- a Slow Glo if you will.
If you haven't guessed that I'm not being serious by now, you've been psyched.
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