A Thought About Scott Baio by Gary Hainsworth

I think it's safe to say that we all remember when Scott Baio was in charge of our days and our nights, of our wrongs and our rights; those were happy days, but did Chachi love Joanie as much as Joanie loved him? One way or the other, I don't think we learned anything definitive. So many questions, so few answers. I feel like I've been Zapped!